Pie Report. Camel Adventure.

I should have known I was in for trouble by the pained smile on the pie seller's face. My adventurous spirit selected a camel pie from Fredo's bain-marie at Coolongolook — the location should have been a giveaway. It's safe to say this pie was one of the blandest ever reviewed here, and at $5 it was a steep price to pay for something resembling wet dog biscuits. I'm also at a loss as to why Fredo Pies — famous for their crocodile pies — use Marilyn as a mascot. Any answers?

Camel

1.00 Pastry
0.50 Filling
0.50 Tastiness
2.00 Structure
1.00 Value

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED | 1.00